The Land That Ugly Forgot The Bewildering, Beautiful and Blithe Happenings Around Vancouver, BC

21Sep/104

Grin and Bear It

Continuing with the wildlife theme of late, here's what bear warning signs in BC look like. At first glance it looked official. I gathered it was an educational piece about how to avoid encountering a bear, and if perchance you did come across one how you should act...

... but upon reading the sign in more detail I was a bit taken aback. The municipality actually printed this?
That's right, chances are nobody speaks bear. Literally zero. In fact, more people speak Klingon than bear. But, hey, we even have wildlife overpasses in BC so it all goes hand in hand I guess!

30Jul/105

Avian Flu Practical Joke

I didn't have a glass of water here, and was thankful for that after witnessing Bird pull this unsanitary fast one. I doubt that water jugs like this are scrubbed with as much soapy and hot water fervor as plates and forks. You wouldn't think the need to. Until seeing this.

29Jul/101

Beat the Crowds – Visit Whistler in the Summer

I imagine this ski hill in Whistler looks very different in the winter. In fact, I don't think you'd be able to see the hill as it would be teeming with people. If you aren't a skier then visit Whistler during the summer - it's probably the most pristine part of Canada, your allergies will disappear while there due to the lack of pollutants, and the money that was dumped into the town's infrastructure for the 2010 Winter Olympics helped things along in spades. As some tourists pointed out from Perth, Australia: "Whistler reminds me of Disneyland... you know, how everything is just so perfect looking. We came here after visiting Vancouver and thought that was absolutely beautiful, then we came here and it's even nicer! Bloody hell!"

View of the town from about one-quarter of the way up the Whistler Gondola

Whistler Village

28Jul/103

This Graffiti Gets a Gold Star

On the whole, I don't condone graffiti except in cases like Benjamin Herson and Jeff Deck. However, the below form of graffiti is quite acceptable, friendly and welcoming by saying "Hello from California". It was written along a hiking trail in a wall formed by what's left of the 47 feet of snow that fell in Whistler last winter and will likely disappear over the course of the next few days as the snow melts.

26Jul/104

Shout Those Stains Out

"What do you mean I have something on my face?"